Sounds like a 90s Shoegaze-y band.

logan lerman as holden: everyone’s a phony

*jay-z blares in the background*

I’m so nice to women why don’t I have a girlfriend!!!!

*immediately starts talking about how ugly women are*

a rumor about me from my high school:

“they’ve been absent and then came back looking like that because they got pregnant, got an abortion, mother...

my mom still has a crush on bill clinton

I can’t do this anymore

i still don’t get why people love richard dawkins so much

he’s really not intelligent in history or politics

reggie watts in a seductive pose is my 23,000th post

We’re preparing for our Arrested Development marathon by stocking up on all of the essentials:

Ice cream sandwiches
Bananas
A whole thing of...