logan lerman as holden: everyone’s a phony
*jay-z blares in the background*
I’m so nice to women why don’t I have a girlfriend!!!!
*immediately starts talking about how ugly women are*
a rumor about me from my high school:
“they’ve been absent and then came back looking like that because they got pregnant, got an abortion, mother...
my mom still has a crush on bill clinton
I can’t do this anymore
i still don’t get why people love richard dawkins so much
he’s really not intelligent in history or politics
reggie watts in a seductive pose is my 23,000th post
We’re preparing for our Arrested Development marathon by stocking up on all of the essentials:
Ice cream sandwiches
A whole thing of...